legitimately

so last night i legitamitely fell out of bed.
and i really just had to google the spelling of "legitimately" because i knew that la-jit-a-mit-ly was just not right ... did you meanlegitimately? why yes, yes i did google, thank you.
and the more i look at that word. the more i think it looks like a lizard or a dinosaur name and not a legit word.
and i have ADD.
anywho...
last night i ... fell. out. of. bed.
think about it- how many of you have actually ever fallen out of bed? and i'm talking recently done so. not when you were 4 and your side rails were taken off. i mean current episode.
that's right- not many of you, if any.
but i did.
i was about an hour and a half into my awesome sleeping when i woke up to my body hitting the floor. i seriously felt like i had been picked up and tossed on the floor. ouch. 
i guess my dreaming of being chased by someone in my room and having to frantically make it out door resulted in my sleep walking, or running, or jumping, or whatever... and landed me straight on my ass.
talk about a wake up call.
i'm now officially afraid to go to sleep for fear of what i may do.
out of control people, out of control.

that's all for today, folks.