I've been having a sincere problem lately.
And I do not mean problems as in "oh em geeeee my life has so many problems" but more in a "i have a problem" kind of way.
I have a stuffy nose.
Gross right?
Your probably thinking, wow is she really writing a Blog post about the sniffles? Yes. I guess I am. TMI? Probably. Whatever.
I've decided I'd rather suffer a dementor's kiss than deal with all this nonsense.
Tonight I was sitting at work having a conversation, and all the sudden I laugh or do a sudden movement or sound and BAM, my nose is leaking.
Whether it is there for a moment or if it lingers, it is still disgusting.
(I'm laughing at this moment in time trying to imagine what is going through your minds...but hey, if it is too much you can go read one of my other more appealing posts).And personally I do not think that you should be disgusted with yourself, you know?
This certain bodily function- I think I can call it that- really just leads to super awkward situations in one way or another.
And my life is already awkward as it is...
Sometimes people witness it, and it's funny/gross for all of us.
BUT sometimes people pretend like they didn't see it, and maybe they didn't see it after all and I could just move on with my life, but I am Erika, so I usually announce that it happened. You know, to remove awkward questions from my brain like "Did they see it? Should I apologize? Was it as gross as I think? Would it be rude if I randomly just got up and grabbed a tissue in mid-conversation?"Hopefully my immune system will choose to behave sometime soon.
As you can see, I really do need a tissue for my issue.
And I do not mean problems as in "oh em geeeee my life has so many problems" but more in a "i have a problem" kind of way.
I have a stuffy nose.
Gross right?
Your probably thinking, wow is she really writing a Blog post about the sniffles? Yes. I guess I am. TMI? Probably. Whatever.
I've decided I'd rather suffer a dementor's kiss than deal with all this nonsense.
Tonight I was sitting at work having a conversation, and all the sudden I laugh or do a sudden movement or sound and BAM, my nose is leaking.
Whether it is there for a moment or if it lingers, it is still disgusting.
(I'm laughing at this moment in time trying to imagine what is going through your minds...but hey, if it is too much you can go read one of my other more appealing posts).And personally I do not think that you should be disgusted with yourself, you know?
This certain bodily function- I think I can call it that- really just leads to super awkward situations in one way or another.
And my life is already awkward as it is...
Sometimes people witness it, and it's funny/gross for all of us.
BUT sometimes people pretend like they didn't see it, and maybe they didn't see it after all and I could just move on with my life, but I am Erika, so I usually announce that it happened. You know, to remove awkward questions from my brain like "Did they see it? Should I apologize? Was it as gross as I think? Would it be rude if I randomly just got up and grabbed a tissue in mid-conversation?"Hopefully my immune system will choose to behave sometime soon.
As you can see, I really do need a tissue for my issue.
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