10 things you will never hear me say.

"Pants? I love wearing them."

"Men who wear bow ties and suspenders make me gag."

"I absolutely hate hobbits."

" I stopped watching cartoons years ago. They're not even funny."

"I'm not socially awkward and my dancing is perfectly normal."

"No I don't want any milk."

"I always act my age."

"I find British accents extremely unattractive."

"Poetry is the worst form of literature known to man."

"Please. Stop quoting Harry Potter."